Hair Design Workshop The BG Way

Ladies attending the Hair Design Workshop can become competent and experienced in the skill of enhancing the outward appearance to the glory of God. This ministry may be used in the home to meet the needs of family members, friends, church members, and the elderly. However do not cut anyone else's hair outside this sphere of influence, since it might lead to a profession outside the home which could lead to a satanic dart that pierces through your “umbrella of protection”. As we know this umbrella is only available to a woman while inside her home. Well.... only if your father or husband is at home. Also, since accepting others outside your sphere of influence may actually lead to you being paid for your services then this would no longer be a ministry and therefore the Lord will remove His blessing from your ministry. Lastly, by only making your ministry available to family members, friends (fellow ATI grads), church members and the elderly, you will lessen the attacks of the Devil. Since you may get tempted by a woman of ill repute who may bring a worldly magazine to your home to show you how she would like to have her hair styled..whoops, I mean enhanced; not to lift her countenance, but rather to draw attention to her hhmmmm...womanly attributes, so she can be flirtatious and cause little boys to have lascivious thoughts that could lead to the sin of Oman. So please, keep it in the home, don’t make any money off it, and whatever you do, don’t do anything that will pop even the tiniest hole in your umbrella of protection. Warning!!!…keep that “Umbrella of Protection" away from the “Hedge of Thorns!!!” These are two very different universal non-optional principals and they cannot be inter-twined!!!


Phase One - of the Hair Design Workshop will include two days of instruction on the attributes of hair! This includes never before heard of insights to the characteristic of human hair that were recently discerned by Bill Gothard himself after he memorized and mediated on the only four hair passages that are found in the Bible. You won’t believe what hidden truth he discovered when meditating on Judges 16:17. Blunts and under cuts, advanced techniques in layers, tapers, stacking, male clipper cuts, and much more will be included in the seminar. Instruction will also be given on the only haircut ordained by God for men, (well most men..those “Queer Eye for the Straight Guys” types are hopelessly lost since they have gone all the way down the reprobation chart and have almost no hope of even climbing their way back to say… number five. Using the male clipper cut principal, you will be taught how to never leave any hair over the ear or have it touch the white shirt collar or heaven forbid the blue suit collar!

Phase Two - (advanced) is designed to further equip you in cosmetology skills for your ministry. This course includes advanced techniques in haircutting, hair design, perm wrapping, manicures, pedicures, skin care, make-up, protocol, hospitality, etiquette, and building your ministry. Prerequisite is Phase One completion.
Special attention will be paid to hair colors and making sure you understand Godly hair colors as found only in His creation, (no hot pinks, greens, blues or other colors found only in the false god worshiping Canaanite culture). Also, while manicures and pedicures are covered, (how to trim your nails and clean your hands so they are wholly acceptable to Him), applying any type of color to the nail is not covered, since this is one of the 5 signs of a harlot. Only five to ten minutes is given to make-up, just to reiterate that it is forbidden, and is counter productive to countenance enhancement since it draws the attention of men to your face, and you know first the face, next the bosom and then the, …. aahhh don’t you just hate those slippery slopes. Finally material from the Song of Solomon is not covered until Phase Three!


Phase Three - is currently under development but can only be attended by pastors wives who has had a hair design ministry in their home for at least 7 years, 7 months and 7 days and has had at least 8 offspring, and has never used any form of birth control (this is includes the rhythm method!!!) Complete memorization of the Song of Solomon required. The main topic covered will be Hair Design and talking to the folks in your ministry about God's heavenly design for conjugal relations. For you Growing Kids Gods Wayer’s out there, Gary Ezzo has granted special dispensation to Bill who will explain this to you with a “chaulk talk”. This features a diagram of a flower with a extremely explicit close up of both the stamen and pistil; all while rapidly repeating I Cor. 6:18

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